One of my mother’s favorite sayings was “It could happen.” Not an otherwise woo-woo person, she’d say that whenever the topic of aliens came up, wait a beat and then change the subject.
So she would have been very interested to read the story about aliens and airports that I wrote for my USATODAY.com At the Airport column a while back.
Crop circle at Indiana's Huntington Airport, courtesy Travis McQueen
And she would have been VERY interested in reading the post on the TSA Blog yesterday. The one about TSA Space Alien Detection Officers (ADOs).
Alien being screened. Courtesy TSA
According to Blogger Bob (a real person or an …alien?):
….New intelligence suggests that space aliens with invisibility cloaks have been going through our checkpoints for years. We know they’ve been observing flight operations at some of our busiest airports, but we had no idea they were coming in.
It’s not entirely clear what their intentions are, but they need to be screened just like anybody else. We don’t mind space aliens visiting our airports. In fact we think it’s kind of cool. However, they need to go through security just like everybody else…
Whatever their motivation is, rest assured that a new layer of security has been developed that will allow us to detect and screen these unique passengers. This new layer is our TSA Alien Detection Officer (ADO). ADOs are an elite new type of officer who has undergone unique training to use specially developed detection tools. You may have already seen some of these tools in use at airports and just not known what they were.
Yes, it was an April Fools’ Day joke. But you know what my mom would say. “It could happen.”
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