DEN officials acknowledge that ever since the airport was built, there have been rumors of underground tunnels leading to secret meeting facilities for the world’s elite, a curse connected to the airport’s blue horse sculpture and an in-house colony of lizard people.
There’s also been talk of the airport’s connection to the Illuminati, a secret organization said to be controlling world events.
Whether you believe the stories or not, you can now order a booze-filled Illuminati Shake at the new branch of Little Man Ice Cream at Denver International Airport on Concourse C.
Denver-based Little Man is known for home-made ice cream, sorbet, vegan flavors and their iconic ice cream “Sammie’s.”
The new airport location offers several boozy options, such as Strawberry Margarita Freeze, Whiskey Apple Pie and Oreo Java Spiced Rum.
As a nod to DEN conspiracy theories, Little Man has created the Illuminati Shake for the airport menu.
It’s made with vanilla ice-cream, Absinthe and Maraschino.
Even better – DEN’s Little Man hours are 6 a.m. to 9 p.m.
So you can order that Illuminati shake for breakfast.
Because one “conspiracy theory” about airports is true: you can eat anything you want in an airport at any time.