The security checkpoint lines at Washington’s Reagan National Airport weren’t terribly long when we began our trip home to Seattle on Christmas Day, so my husband thought he had plenty of time to go back out through security to pick up something to read at the bookstore.
To save time on the way back, he left his carry-on, his coat, his cell phone and buckle-heavy belt with me by the gate.
But as the plane began – and finished – boarding and the gate agent made a ‘last call’ announcement, there was no sign of my husband.
I imagined him blissed-out there among the bestsellers, not paying attention to time. Then I thought perhaps he’d left his boarding pass behind along with his phone.
Irritated and a wee bit concerned (Was he passed out in the terminal? Sick in the bathroom?) I asked the gate agent for some options.
He didn’t skip a beat.
“Well,” he said, “If you were ever considering leaving your husband, this is your chance.”
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Thanks for the note. Will add part 2 tonight. But wondering now what other life advice airport and airline workers have to offer… They do see a lot…
That is a hilarious story! So what happened?!? I hope you are going to write a Part 2 to this post. Harriet, will you write a featured story for Airplane Reading? Something like this, next time it happens?